Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.