Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.