What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow