She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because they are always losing pounds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because no one wants them.
About fifty pounds
By the Pound!
The UK National Lottery!
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
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A bad gambler
Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
Brexit
Leave EU.
It was raining cats and dogs
Exit the European Union.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A humburger.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
Pounds
Leave the EU.
A dollar
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
by the pound.
A: About fifty pounds.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Neighbor
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Because they're both roasted
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
They know how to tuck away junk.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look at all that ash...
