What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!