What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.