What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!