What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!