How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.