How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.