Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Because deep down, they're good people.

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Because deep down they're good people

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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But most just have 4.