Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.