Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind