Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind