Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.