Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.