What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.