What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.