What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.