How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...