How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.