How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...