How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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Hulk ash!

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!