How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!