What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career