What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving