What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.