How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS