Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second