Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.