Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.