Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.