Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Beer.
As mushroom as possible.
Laika boss.
Because 7 8 9 A
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Clickbait
Clickbait.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Leader.
A: A traffic jam!