Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.