Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.