What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.