What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.