What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.