Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.