Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.