What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......