What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday