What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.