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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.