What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...