What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.