How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)