Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.