How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.