How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!