What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi