What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Previous Random Joke Next

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.