What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!