What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.