What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.