What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!