Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.