A snowfake.
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A coniference.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
None attended the University of Miami.
To get to the other side.
He had no body to go with.
There were too many vets.
Anglican.
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tenish.
he's not a mourning person
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
It's already got thousands of degrees.
At the university.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
to raise his spirits
Patty O'Furniture
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Carrie Fisher.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Your Honor.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Because she had a pun in the oven!
They are both santa clauses.
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.