What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.