What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.