Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.