Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.