Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.