Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What does 1+1=?

Window.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.