Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.