Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.