What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."