What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."