How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION