How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.