How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.