What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.