Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)