Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich