Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.