Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!