What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.