What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.