Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.