Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.